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blueyedgirllol: a-cumberbatch-of-cookies: This is how I treat...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:15:47 -0700

blueyedgirllol:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

This is how I treat most of my friends.

aww!!! so cute!

that one time hansel and gretel acted like real siblings

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:16:57 -0700

that one time hansel and gretel acted like real siblings

@colourmewithtrouble post Tao. #birthdayshenanigans

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:35:07 -0700

@colourmewithtrouble post Tao. #birthdayshenanigans

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.• Bananas...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:03:38 -0700

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

whiskeysoaked: (Back in the beginning of April I set out to...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:53:20 -0700

whiskeysoaked:

(Back in the beginning of April I set out to celebrate National Grilled Cheese Month by creating as many bougie grilled cheese sandwiches as possible. Even though I wasn’t posting the sandwiches on Tumblr, I continued the adventure on Instagram and I ended up making 21 variations on the humble grilled cheese. )

8. Buffalo Chicken Melt

fresh mozzarella, avocado ranch, caramelized onion, pancetta, buffalo chicken

9. Spicy Double Decker Croque

3 slices bread, ham, avocado, sriracha, muenster cheese, aged parmesean sauce on top

10. Bougie Tuna Melt

seared pepper crusted tuna, truffle pesto mayo, heirloom tomato, colby cheese

11. Grilled Cheezus

mozzarella sticks, spicy gouda, mild cheddar, feta, muenster, pepper jack,aged provolone, st andre triple creme

12. The Bougie All American

white bread, american cheese, black truffle butter

13. The Garfield

fresh mozzarella, lasagna with ricotta and bolognese

14. My Big Fat Greek Patty Melt

feta stuffed lamb burger, artichoke hearts, spinach, pepper jack cheese, garlic mayo

#NationalGrilledCheeseMonth Sandwiches 1-7

#NationalGrilledCheeseMonth Sandwiches 15-21

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raideo: tf2maelgwyn: buzzfeedceleb: George Takei responds to...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:48:07 -0700

raideo:

tf2maelgwyn:

buzzfeedceleb:

George Takei responds to fans of traditional marriage.

Mr Takei, I would marry you in a heart beat

oh my god I love this man

Another one of those late games. #warmups...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:01:21 -0700

Another one of those late games. #warmups #wildsocialmediaappearance #broits11pm #adultleagueproblems (at Yerba Buena Ice Skating & Bowling Center)

sammurott: thatonezeldanerd: ruudee: Little Link...

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:10:30 -0700

sammurott:

thatonezeldanerd:

ruudee:

Little Link .

OHMYGOSHTHATISTHECUTESTTHINGIHAVEEVERSEENINMYWHOLEENTIRELIFE.

OMG I will always reblog this

Toronto, you broke my heart.

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:06:04 -0700

But, I’m glad you made it to the playoffs.

nathan-freaking-drake: I got a new bandolier from Talon...

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:05:14 -0700

nathan-freaking-drake:

I got a new bandolier from Talon Creative! These are just a couple test shots to see how it looks in photos, the bullets, wear/tear, and blood/dirt is yet to come! See you all at SDCC!

reblogging for the attractive boy. bwahaha

fightthefaeriessam: dinogatorr: whataclevername: thecakebar: ...

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:00:41 -0700

fightthefaeriessam:

dinogatorr:

whataclevername:

thecakebar:

Birthday Cake Shots

TOMORROW.

I’ll take fifteen right after finals. Thank you.

Dude! Can we can we can we?!

gay porn has some of the best titles

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:00:07 -0700

werewolf-bowtie: “Wait I’m Straight” is by far my favorite one..

car0line127: kittencas: jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaackson: bellatirx: batmansbutt: percybeth: i was...

Mon, 13 May 2013 21:59:45 -0700

car0line127: kittencas: jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaackson: bellatirx: batmansbutt: percybeth: i was...

delightfullycatawampus: Amy Stein, Untitled (Powerpuff Girls),...

Mon, 13 May 2013 21:58:50 -0700

delightfullycatawampus:

Amy Stein, Untitled (Powerpuff Girls), from “Halloween in Harlem”

http://amysteinphoto.com/halloween.html

facephase: dafsih8rules: vhanstiel: oswinofoswald: equestrian...

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:39:26 -0700

facephase:

dafsih8rules:

vhanstiel:

oswinofoswald:

equestrianshitilove:

thejamesboyle:

i have seen everything i need to see before i die

I FOTGOT HOW TO DOLPHIN

It’s the Moon Moon of the sea

Swim Swim

WHO THE FUCK INVITED SWIM SWIM?!

SHIT HAPPENS. lol

fuckyeahsjsharks: official-nhl: “Oh, they scored on my team...

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:35:02 -0700

fuckyeahsjsharks:

official-nhl:

“Oh, they scored on my team again? That’s nice.”

“I love my team, I swear. It’s just, I hate them too much right now”

“I could’ve been anything in life but I chose to be a coach”

Saving for later

Photo

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:29:27 -0700

Photo

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:27:12 -0700

ahipsternotquite: cutie-potoo-ty: You know, I’ve seen a lot of...

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:14:39 -0700

ahipsternotquite:

cutie-potoo-ty:

You know, I’ve seen a lot of Disney Mom “Happy Mother’s Day!” posts going around, but all of them I’ve seen neglected one very important Disney “mom.”

So props to Nani, who - for all her shortcomings - genuinely loved her sister and only wanted the best for her. She had to be a mom because she had no choice, and she did her best… her level best. Even if she got frustrated, even if she got scared.

And in the end? She made it work.

Actually crying.

food-and-sleep: soldierporn: shallowthoughtsfromadeepmind: ...

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:09:09 -0700

food-and-sleep:

soldierporn:

shallowthoughtsfromadeepmind:

ohhketchum:

i-love-british-accents:

timeislove-hooah:

All the other guys are looking at her like they are so happy to see her, even if she isn’t their daughter. One of my favorite pictures.

Aw omg, the facial expressions.

I completely understand why they’re all excited. You start to miss your loved ones so much that you feel happy when someone else gets to see theirs, even if you don’t get to see yours.

There aren’t any words to describe this one.

I will never not reblog this.