February 2012
It's a dick, touch it.: How to find textbooks... →
obsessionfull:
Textbooks are fucking expensive, and if your professor doesn’t require a physical copy (most don’t - they just want you to have the book at hand. Or maybe even not. Some professors literally give no fucks about whether you have the book or not) and you don’t mind having your…
January 2012
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Note to self:
The Serenity Prayer
God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.
Living one day at a time;
Enjoying one moment at a time;
Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace;
Taking, as He did, this sinful world
as it is, not as I would have it;
Trusting that He will make all things right
if I surrender to...
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That hilarious moment when you realize that your...
Lol. over my dead body. I know almost every single one of his game plans. With his smooth talking, he would probably be my best wingman going out.
You Want Fries With That?
Cpt. Rucker: I'm old school all the way. Don't start none, won't be none. You have a question, Anawalt?
Anawalt: Why are you handing out McDonalds applications?
Cpt. Rucker: Anytime you fuck up you're going to fill out another line. As your new captain let me make it clear: wipe your feet before you step in my house. We're going to send the street a message. Drop the lattes and get your narrow behinds out of your patrol cars. Walk the courtyards, the alleys, the streets. Squeeze your snitches. You want omelets, you gotta crack eggs. We will be the most proactive patrol in the entire city. We protect, we serve, and we kick ass until we smell shit! If anybody has a problem with that, Mickey D's needs all the help they can get. The McRib is back.
How desperate can your school be to show...
Apparently desperate enough to comp a ride
, tickets and hotel for two hundred students in Vegas for the championship tournament. They do realize that not a lot off people can go because the school changed most classes to Monday Wednesday Friday, right?
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maybe i watched a lil too much Supernatural
We have to read the Bible for one of our assignments.
N: okay, so we have to read this chapter and this line.
D: blah blah...Levi...how do you pronounce this word?
N: *under breathe* Leviathans?!
D: what?
N: oh...uhm. Levites.
frannyfranfran replied to your photo: Ok, USF. I appreciate this use of my tuition…
what is this? dude, I cant even tell what this is HAHA
lol it’s the fire place on uc 1st.
the pain in my ass and legs are ridiculous. round 2 at Alpine tomorrow!
fuck yeah.
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