Quentin Tarantino....interesting intro for Drake....
And there we go, young love. Ignorant of reality.– Valentine’s Day
WTF. Why is I'm on a boat a Grammy Nominated...
The president is black now. We make the decisions now.– Tracy Morgan
Mom: Oh who's there? I thought I heard a guy.
Me: Oh, it's just Francois.
Mom: Oh. I thought there was a guy there.
500dosproject: for-gallifrey: supazombie: ...
monicafoo: Let Me Be Real - Fedde Le Grande. ...
Roland was a good boy last night. He didn’t miss the toilet.
people need to take their freaking laundry out....
Fuck salty sf for screwing with USF’s rave!
ALVIN! ALVIN! WAIT A MINUTE, MY NAME'S NOT ALVIN....
omgalipio: sunnyeyes: (via woahitsjuanito) hahahaha! YES!!!! HAHAHAHA I LOVED THAT SCENE the producers!!
believe in your flyness, conquer your shyness.– (via coolcalmjon) (via yadadanika) (via chrisdelarosa)
gotta wake up though…. 8pm: USF v Portland 1030ish: Broke Ass College Student Night @ Mazu I should down a red bull around 7ish?
You know what they say about big feet, right? BIG SHOES!– Towel
I still bleed.– Deeds
Nicole: Wait. Are your eyes watering?
Nicole: Damnit. I was close.
She treats me like I’m stupid….*spills coffee on hand* OW OW OW...– Rose
Is your mom a fob? →
Behind every real bitch, there’s a bitch ass n*gga that did her wrong but made...– Katt Williams (via samsicleee) (via alexandraeleni)
damn...someone took the debate topic i wanted....
Students get sick after eating what they thought... →
Ugh. Increase in bridge tolls. →
chopsticks in my back pocket...
feeling hella asian after sticking a pair of chopsticks in my back pocket after finishing cup o noodle.
creeper at work!!
Maj creeper at work today. Hate to sound racist, but this big black guy with a big blue jacket, mountain view hs hoodie, and a fanny pack walks into the office im working in. it’s just me and my boss. im sorting out 23 copies of a syllabus cuz i was stupid and forgot to make the copy machine sort and staple them for me. anyways, back on track, so the guy walks in and stars asking questions...
Classy…not assy.– Deedee and Moni
I cracked out so bad I went to bed early.– DeeDee
I am NOT a whore…but I like to do it.– Francois