February 2010
Quentin Tarantino....interesting intro for Drake....
And there we go, young love. Ignorant of reality.
– Valentine’s Day
WTF. Why is I'm on a boat a Grammy Nominated...
The president is black now. We make the decisions now.
– Tracy Morgan
Sorry Francois
Mom: Oh who's there? I thought I heard a guy.
Me: Oh, it's just Francois.
Mom: Oh. I thought there was a guy there.
Me: .....
January 2010
Roland was a good boy last night. He didn’t miss the toilet.
people need to take their freaking laundry out....
Fuck salty sf for screwing with USF’s rave!
ALVIN! ALVIN! WAIT A MINUTE, MY NAME'S NOT ALVIN....
omgalipio:
sunnyeyes:
(via woahitsjuanito)
hahahaha! YES!!!!
HAHAHAHA I LOVED THAT SCENE
the producers!!
believe in your flyness, conquer your shyness.
– (via coolcalmjon) (via yadadanika) (via chrisdelarosa)
soo sleepy
gotta wake up though….
8pm: USF v Portland
1030ish: Broke Ass College Student Night @ Mazu
I should down a red bull around 7ish?
You know what they say about big feet, right?
BIG SHOES!
– Towel
I still bleed.
– Deeds
Damn
Nicole: Wait. Are your eyes watering?
Deeds: No.
Nicole: Damnit. I was close.
She treats me like I’m stupid….*spills coffee on hand* OW OW OW...
– Rose
Is your mom a fob? →
Behind every real bitch, there’s a bitch ass n*gga that did her wrong but made...
– Katt Williams (via samsicleee) (via alexandraeleni)
damn...someone took the debate topic i wanted....
Students get sick after eating what they thought... →
Ugh. Increase in bridge tolls. →
chopsticks in my back pocket...
feeling hella asian after sticking a pair of chopsticks in my back pocket after finishing cup o noodle.
creeper at work!!
Maj creeper at work today. Hate to sound racist, but this big black guy with a big blue jacket, mountain view hs hoodie, and a fanny pack walks into the office im working in. it’s just me and my boss. im sorting out 23 copies of a syllabus cuz i was stupid and forgot to make the copy machine sort and staple them for me. anyways, back on track, so the guy walks in and stars asking questions...
Classy…not assy.
– Deedee and Moni
I cracked out so bad I went to bed early.
– DeeDee
I am NOT a whore…but I like to do it.
– Francois