ΑΦΩ - AEN - JM F'09.22.
Officially graduated. Time to figure out my life.
Bleeding Teal since 1991.
personal blog. random reblogs. word vomit. SuperWhoLock. Jeremy Renner. Hockey. yeah, that about sums it up. oh and hot men.
Unlawful Mess
• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.
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(Back in the beginning of April I set out to celebrate National Grilled Cheese Month by creating as many bougie grilled cheese sandwiches as possible. Even though I wasn’t posting the sandwiches on Tumblr, I continued the adventure on Instagram and I ended up making 21 variations on the humble grilled cheese. )
fresh mozzarella, avocado ranch, caramelized onion, pancetta, buffalo chicken
3 slices bread, ham, avocado, sriracha, muenster cheese, aged parmesean sauce on top
10. Bougie Tuna Melt
seared pepper crusted tuna, truffle pesto mayo, heirloom tomato, colby cheese
11. Grilled Cheezus
mozzarella sticks, spicy gouda, mild cheddar, feta, muenster, pepper jack,aged provolone, st andre triple creme
white bread, american cheese, black truffle butter
13. The Garfield
fresh mozzarella, lasagna with ricotta and bolognese
14. My Big Fat Greek Patty Melt
feta stuffed lamb burger, artichoke hearts, spinach, pepper jack cheese, garlic mayo
#NationalGrilledCheeseMonth Sandwiches 1-7
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Another one of those late games. #warmups #wildsocialmediaappearance #broits11pm #adultleagueproblems (at Yerba Buena Ice Skating & Bowling Center)
Little Link .
OHMYGOSHTHATISTHECUTESTTHINGIHAVEEVERSEENINMYWHOLEENTIRELIFE.
OMG I will always reblog this
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I got a new bandolier from Talon Creative! These are just a couple test shots to see how it looks in photos, the bullets, wear/tear, and blood/dirt is yet to come! See you all at SDCC!
reblogging for the attractive boy. bwahaha
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TOMORROW.
I’ll take fifteen right after finals. Thank you.
Dude! Can we can we can we?!
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i was going to the bathroom when
i’ve been staring at this for like five minutes and i can’t figure out if that’s a toilet or some kind of sink with a lid
it looks like a speedboat
it’s an ass sink
so no one is going to talk about the cat in the ass sink or what
OH SHIT THERE IS A CAT IN THERE
Once you see it….
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i have seen everything i need to see before i die
I FOTGOT HOW TO DOLPHINIt’s the Moon Moon of the sea
Swim Swim
WHO THE FUCK INVITED SWIM SWIM?!
SHIT HAPPENS. lol
(Source: multitudeofgifs, via remembear)
